Here is to all the Garths out there. This one is for us...

*crosses out "Wayne's World" and Writes Garth's World instead*

Here is to the ones with the totally insane hair, geeky glasses and who are always in a flannel.

Here is to the ones who own the car in the friend group.

Here is to the ones who don't say anything unless it needs to be said.

Here is to the ones who don't do the whole party thing.

Here is to the ones who always come prepared.

Here is to the ones who aren't afraid to dance in public.

Here is to the ones who don't know how to pose for pictures.

Here is to the old souls, we salute you.

Here is to the die-hard band fans.

Here is to the ones with weird facial expressions.

Here is to the ones who take care of business!

Here is to the ones who stay out of trouble.

And finally, here is to the ones who would only ever choose to be Garth if presented with the choice. Here is to the ones who are the frizzy haired, geeky glasses, flannel wearing, head banging, weirdo. Here we gather and here we stand! We are the Garths through and through.