Ever been hanging out with your boyfriend when he started playing video games? If so, you've been in the position I have been in. Where he started talking about all these things and you weren't sure what he was saying.
Well I'm here to help that all go away. I've consulted several frat guys, boyfriend included, in giving me the low down of video game talk and helped me convert it into something every srat girl will understand.
| NERD | ---------------> | SRAT |
| Res | Resurrection | Waking up from a hangover |
| Crawler | Zombie without legs | Going up the stairs when drunk |
| N00b (or noob) | Someone new to the game | Pledge |
| Points | Money | What you use to buy alcohol |
| Scrub | Someone who thinks they're cooler than they actually | GDI |
| Hack | A cheat | Not paying for anything because you can flirt your way out of it |
| Kick | To be kicked out of the game | Thrown out of the bars or frat house |
| Lag | Delay in game caused by poor Internet connection | When it's awkward at the party because nothing is happening |
| Mod | Modification - add on to the game for example | Reapplying your makeup |
| Spawn | When the character goes into the game - begins play for you | The moment you walk into a date party, usually followed by a scream of "I'mmm herrrrree!" |
| Clan | Officially organized team of players that play other teams | Your squad |
For guns though, that's just one you'll have to learn - or always just do the smile and nod.
Good luck ladies.
