The thought of me being a mother one day is extremely terrifying, but I think that's mostly because I haven't even started my 20s yet and I'm still not entirely sure on how to do my own laundry if it doesn't involve some type of Tide pod. But, one day the day will come and I'll have my own personal mini-me, just as my mom had the day when I was born. I'm assuming I'll feel a sense of excitement along with gut-wrenching anxiety. I'm also assuming there will be a few things I want my daughter to know as she grows up to the point where I am now. I only have the experiences that I've learned thus far, but I think there's enough knowledge within them for me to at least know a few tips I want to share with her.
1. We will get into fights
No matter how many times I agree with my mom, there are those few times when we can't see eye to eye. It doesn't mean it's the end of the world or we'll never agree again, but they are the parts of our relationship that might be harder to get through.
2. I will bring up embarrassing moments of you to your friends when you're older
I think this is some retribution for my mom doing this to me. In order to understand how satisfying this is, I'll have to do this to you. I think that's how that works.
3. I'll always be your best friend
If you're at home, away at school, at a job-I'll always be a phone call away, or whatever the equivalent will be 30 years from now. We can have a weird handshake and inside jokes while making fun of everyone else who isn't as cool as us.
4. I'm funnier than you think
Yes, my jokes might be strange and I have an odd sense of humor, but you'll probably adopt it, so get excited! I'll always be here able to bring a light hearted sense to a serious conversation if you need it because, trust me, you will need it.
5. The rest of the family is pretty amazing, too
I won't be the only ally you have. If the family is anything like it is now, I know you're in for a really fun, crazy, frustrating, exciting time. Have fun growing up and remember to tell me when I get too annoying (even though I probably won't listen).
