10 Must See John Crist Videos For Christians With A Sense Of Humor

John Crist's southern drawl and his way to make Christians everywhere laugh has truly inspired me. He's got just the right amount of sass and humor to make me crack up in every way. The way he channels his inner Christian lady is absolutely perfect.

His humor isn't for everyone though. He sometimes has a tendency to tease certain groups and make light of serious situations. I suppose the phrase "you can't please everyone" is true for him.

So to all my Christian friends who need a good laugh, please enjoy this list of clean funny videos by my favorite Christian comedian: John Crist.

Lady who has a Bible Verse for Every Situation

This is one of my personal favorites. Everyone knows someone who does this!

Bible Verse Lady Goes Easter Shopping

...I mean he's not wrong.

Bible Verse Lady Goes to Vegas

John Crist gives me life in a way that no one else can. He channels his inner church mom so well!

Church Parking Lot Road Rage

My cousins are actually in this video! (They're the homeschoolers)

17 Christian Ways to Say No

Ok, he goes a bit fast in this video, but let's be real. Who HASN'T said "Let me pray about it" as a way to say no?

If Alexa was Christian...

I'm not sure I wouldn't buy this if it really existed....

Every parent at Disney

"Get over here by the count of three or I will spank you into Tomorrowland!"

The Millennial Marriage Proposal

Kids these days....

Christian Farmers Only

Pairing couples since 2000-never.

Car Horn Etiquette: The Official Rules

Make sure you're using the right one.

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