Hello Beautiful Friends,
I love tellings jokes, so I am going to share some of my all time favorite jokes with y’all. Please feel free to use these jokes to impress people and make them laugh uncontrollably (I know I do).
Here we go:
1. What do you call a bagel that can fly?
A plain bagel
2. How does a train eat its food?
It goes “choo choo”
3. Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?
The retail store
4. Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It’s very time consuming
5. Want to hear a joke about paper?
Nevermind, it’s tearable
6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired
7. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?
I was head over heels
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field
9. Want to hear a joke about construction?
I’m still working on it
10. What does a nosy pepper do?
It gets Jalapeño business
Haha I hope you enjoyed these jokes! They’re my go to’s and favorite ones! Go make people laugh (or roll their eyes at you).
Love Your Friend,