I’m gonna go get one of those...job things!

-Rachel Green

I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.

-Chandler Bing

Seven! Seven! Seven!

-Monica Geller

I'm FINE!!!

-Ross Geller

Come on Will, just take your shirt off and tell us!

-Phoebe Buffay

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!

-Joey Tribbiani

I grew up with Monica. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat!

-Ross Geller

If I’m harsh with you, it’s only because you’re doing it wrong.

Monica Geller

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

-Joey Tribbiani

I don’t even have a “pla.”

-Phoebe Buffay

That’s a great story Phoebe, can you tell it to me while you’re gettin’ me some iced tea?

-Rachel Green

PIVOT!!!

-Ross Geller

Wah-pah!

-Chandler Bing

 Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it!

-Monica Geller

Pizza! We like pizza!

-Joey Tribbiani

I wish I could, but I don’t want to.

-Phoebe Buffay

 I’m not great with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-Chandler Bing

 It’s not what you said, it’s the way you said it.

-Joey Tribbiani

 Hi I’m Chandler, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable

-Chandler Bing

You threw my sandwich away? MY SANDWICH!

-Ross Geller

 WE WERE ON A BREAK

-Ross Geller

 See? He’s her lobster!

-Phoebe Buffay

 Well the fridge broke, so I ate everything

-Joey Tribbiani

You're means you are. Y-O-U-R means your

-Ross Geller

 You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.

-Chandler Bing

Oooh, I’m a man, oooh I have a penis, oooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women.

-Rachel Green

UNAGI

-Ross Geller

 Your love is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart.

-Phoebe Buffay

I have to live with a boy!

-Monica Geller

 It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion; it doesn't matter. It's moo.

-Joey Tribbiani

No uterus, no opinion!

-Rachel Green

 Don’t hate, you don’t want to put that out into the universe.

-Phoebe Buffay

I WAS the pile of coats!

-Monica Geller

I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day

-Chandler Bing

 Are you saying you don’t wanna get with THIS?

-Monica Geller

They don’t know that we know they know we know.

-Phoebe Buffay

 Why do bad things happen to good people?

-Ross Geller

That’s not trueeee!

-Rachel Green

 I am not “blah,” I am a hoot!

-Chandler Bing

 I’m not even sorry.

-Joey Tribbiani

Are you going to set Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?

-Rachel Green

 So it seems like this internet thing is here to stay, huh?

-Chandler Bing

He may not be my soul mate, but a girl’s gotta eat.

-Phoebe Buffay

 I’m Monica. I’m disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.

-Monica Geller

 How you doin’?

-Joey Tribbiani

 You're over me? When were you...under me?

-Ross Geller

 I got off the plane.

-Rachel Green