If there's one thing that could possibly exacerbate the chaos that is the 2016 Presidential Election, it would be the input of our favorite Friends. Of course on their way to vote they may have engaged in some shenanigans, as per usual. See how the cast stacks up in Trump vs. Hillary 2016.
Phoebe
Phoebe spends her time rallying for #MasseuseLivesMatter, a movement with only one supporter, Mike Hannigan. She proudly sports a Feel the Bern sticker on her guitar case in support of his strong defense of animal welfare. She also stands outside of various polling places singing her new song, "Vote for Smelly Cat," and decides to vote for Jill Stein because she loves the color green. #Leafy
Joey
Joey, not shockingly, sleeps with a producer and lands a spot in the panel of citizens with the opportunity to ask a question to the candidates during a debate. Unfortunately, he misinterprets his role and shows up thinking he is the moderator, and leaves when he receives the bad news. Votes Red--partially because it reminds him of meatball subs, but mostly in hopes of meeting Ivanka.
Rachel
Rachel, completely (and understandably) horrified by the pressure of choosing between bad hair or a bad pant suit, spends November in Paris, primarily on Champs Elysées and Avenue Montaigne. She tells Amy she went to Arkansas on business to avoid being forced to bring her. She skips the election completely, to Ross' dismay. She later gets an angry text from him about her "lack of appreciation for our right to vote". *delete*
Ross
Ross starts a new political party devoted to the support of Paleontological practices and research. Orders 100,000 shirts with the phrase "I'm Diggin' It," but a typo on the form results in "I'm Doggin' It" shirts instead. Starts dog walking business. Still refuses to vote because "no one mentioned upping security in the Paleontology section of the library."
Chandler
Chandler is voting for Hillary, because Monica finally promised him sex on the balcony if he agrees. He proceeds to purchase I Support Hillary apparel from Amazon.com, in hopes of wooing Monica prior to November 8th. He genuinely tries to watch a debate, but gets distracted putting Snapchat filters on the candidates while they speak.
Monica
She's with Her. After seeing Trump's attacks on Hillary and suffering from flashbacks of her time as the despised head chef of Alessandro's, Monica makes the decision to vote blue in 2016. Also the self proclaimed #1 fan of Hillary, because what's the point of being anything if you're not #1 at it? Also has no intentions of ever having sex on the balcony.
Gunther
Whoever Rachel is voting for. Wait, she's not voting? She's in Paris? Central Perk doesn't have the same punny appeal in Paris as it does in New York, but Gunther thinks it's worth a shot. God bless you, Gunthy.
