8 Times The Guys Of Queer Eye Explained Your Friday Night
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8 Times The Guys Of Queer Eye Explained Your Friday Night

YAS HONEE!

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8 Times The Guys Of Queer Eye Explained Your Friday Night
Trinity Kubassek

If you haven't started watching Netflix's reboot of Queer Eye, get on it. It'll warm your heart, make you laugh out loud, and might even make you wish you were an ignorant white man from the south so you could get these five stars to show up at your house and turn your life upside-down. These men know about bringing out your best self, and would probably have a thing or two to say about your Friday night regiment.

Here are eight times Queer Eye could foresee how your night was going to go down.

1. When the makeup is done, the outfits are approved, the girls are all here, and the clock strikes 10.

Cheers, bitches.

2. When you're on your way there from the pregame and the wind starts blowing because it's still winter, even if your body doesn't know that it's cold AF.


3. When you walk into the party and see a group of tall, dark, and handsome men standing around the keg.

Double entendre.

4. When you walk into the basement of a frat house and can smell beer and regret all over the place.

Do you ever look at your legs when you get home and wonder how so much dirt could make it onto your calves even though you were wearing jeans?

5. When you see a random talking to your mans and all of your girls stare her down.

Hmmm. Must be her first time here.

6. When a messy freshman is falling all over the place and spills whatever fresh hell was in her red solo cup all over you and now you smell like you went swimming in a pool of vodka.

Learn your limits early ladies!

7. When you see your girl hitting it off with the guy she really likes and you know it's going somewhere.

SHE. DID. THAT.

8. And finally, when you walk by campus police and you think you look like you have your sh*t together.

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