Freshman year is one for the books. Its experiences are insane and hilarious, just like a man we all know and love: Chris Farley. So here it is, folks: freshman year of college, as told by Chris Farley.
Moving into stuff into a dorm room the size of a shoe box like:
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...which is also a lot like realizing the Freshman 15 is an actual thing.
But let's take it back a step. Remember wearing that lanyard around for the first week?
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And what about that first college exam?
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Slowly becoming sleep deprived/an insomniac day by day because of your newfound college lifestyle.
Meeting a million new people and asking, "Where are you from?" only to receive...
Eating dorm food for the first time. Then the second. Then the three-hundred millionth.
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Or, getting into that party/bar for the first time and feeling like the gates of Heaven opened in that moment.
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Following weeks of eating your weight in unhealthy food/drinking your weight in most likely alcoholic substances, you decide to combat the calories.
Freshman year isn't all a struggle, though. You met your absolute best friends and make some crazy memories with them... whether you quite remember them or not.
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And kind of wonder how you got so lucky.
But then you have to leave your freshman year behind. And it kind of hits you like:
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And driving away from campus will be driving away from everything you've known and loved for the past 9 months, and you will feel accordingly.
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...But wrapping up just one year does entail time left.
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So to sum it all up, freshman year was one big, hilarious, wild and insane ride. And freshman year survivor, college and Marquette University grad, Chris Farley says it best:
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