The high we all enjoyed riding when we first arrived at this beautiful university is gone. Freshman year is in the past and we're one step closer to being real-life adults with mortgages and responsibilities and children and a strong urge to crawl into a hole and die. Here are some tell-tale signs that you are, in fact, getting old.
1. You cannot go out every night anymore.
Staying in and watching Netflix every night just sounds so much more appealing now.
2. You realize that good food is more important than a good-looking body.
I’ll walk to get pizza. That can be my workout.
3. You don’t even bother getting ready for class anymore.
You had all of freshman year to impress people, why even try now?
4. You realize you took the dining courts for granted.
Make your own pizza and chocolate chip cookies. Ugh.
5. You don’t have class with all your friends now.
No more freshman year pre-requisites.
6. You can spot freshmen walking on campus with lanyards around their necks.
Oh, the classic freshman moves.
7. You consider yourself a cougar when hot freshmen walk by.
Oh hey there. ;)
8. You realize that the “Walk of Shame” is really a “Stride of Pride.”
Come on, be proud of it!
