1. Kate Upton
Ever since her very first big break in her infamous "Cat Daddy" YouTube video, Kate Upton has been the object of boundless envy for girls around the world. If it isn't her perfectly voluptuous, yet slim, physique that will get you, her many accomplishments — including being named People Magazine's first ever "Sexiest Woman" in 2014 — will surely do it. Or it might be her 40 million — yes, I said 40 MILLION -- dollar deal to do those annoying "Game of War" ads that will interrupt your nail-bitingly suspenseful round of Trivia Crack without fail. Her beautiful blonde locks and her Marilyn Monroe sex appeal definitely earns her a spot on my list of girls I love to hate.
2. Kim Kardashian
I refuse to even hyphenate her last name because I cannot give her that much credit for her choice in men. Although her style is often admirable — and, I dare I say, trendy — her new dye job feels as if someone has stuck shards of glass in my eyes. If it isn't the fact that her claim to fame is a sex tape with "Sexy Can I" singer Ray J Norwood, the fact that she was born into a wealthy family and practically spoon-fed her lifestyle to get paid to live her life on television is more than enough reason to earn some hatred. However, you have to admire that pure luck and her ridiculous obsession with herself. Claps to Kim for taking what a normal person could deem as an embarrassing and possibly life-altering exposure and turning it into the multimillion-dollar empire consisting of God-knows-what.
3. Kristen Stewart
Oh Kristen, the awkward and less relatable version of Jennifer Lawrence. Although her awkward charm could theoretically lead her into the hearts of millions, she is not only ungrateful for her role in Twilight — which gave her a salary that could basically feed families and children for decades — but she also had a public affair with the director of Snow White and the Huntsman, who, at the time, had a wife and two children. Overall, other than her fame and fortune, she holds little to be desired — other than Robert Pattinson, if that's what you're into. On top of all of that, she never fails to look miserable and awfully uncomfortable, making me squirm whenever she appears on my TV. Without a doubt, she is the one on the list that I love the least. And if you happen to need to waste three hours and watch a Twilight, keep an eye out for her looks of constipation as she tries to look like she is struggling in one way or another.
4. Taylor Swift
Even though this one might be debated, I do not even know where to begin with my frustration with TSwift. As much as I absolutely despise her and her goody-two-shoes personality, I have to give credit where credit is due. My hatred certainly runs deep, but with some of the catchiest songs out there ("Blank Space", anyone?), I need to throw her some props for being able to get into my head with whatever new song she puts out. However, her extreme and irritating dating life and whiny disposition infuriate me to no end. Let's be honest, you were a wealthy girl from Pennsylvania — not Tennessee — who came up as a country star only to trick us all by becoming a classic pop star. She can get with every eligible bachelor in Hollywood and somehow still manage to complain that they are all awful boyfriends — through her less-than-subtle lyrics, of course. Without a doubt, she is one of the girls I absolutely love to hate!
5. Kylie Jenner
Last, but definitely not least, we have the most recent — and yet, most bloodcurdlingly trying — of them all: Kylie Jenner. From her roots as the famous sister to Kim (listed above) to her absolutely meritless fame, I struggle to put into words the rage she brings into my life. Her Instagram is one to be discussed, and I will attempt to list the many issues I must bring to the surface. First, those lips. Are they real, are they fake, and why do I even care? For some reason, I am enveloped in her trickery. Second, her body. How on Earth does one maintain and achieve an athletic, yet dainty, physique? Third, she is 17, but looks 25, and she never truly went through the awkward years all of us were left to trudge through, unguided. Fourth, she has a fashion line. As much as I hate to say it, the line is actually cute. But who even designs it? She is definitely not taking the time out of her day to go through fabrics and sketches. Fifth, and probably most excruciating, SHE WEARS OUR COLLEGE TUITION ON HER WRIST! I don't want to hate too hard, because the Cartier love bracelets are beautiful and, let's face, it if I were that rich, I would buy some too. My problem only arose when she posted a picture of her wrist displaying six, yes six, at $7,000 each, giving her a wrist a net worth upwards of $42,000. That is out-of-state tuition here at Penn State. As ridiculous as she is, she is absolutely stunning and stylish. I do love her fashion sense, but with five reasons I can think of right off the top of my head, she is definitely the girl I love to hate the most.
