You are about to go off to college for the first time, and there are some things that you may not have ever experienced before. One of those is your first college party; it’s very different from high school parties.
In high school it would usually be at someone’s house while their parents were out of town with only your friend group and a few extra kids you knew. With those parties the person throwing the party would make sure nothing happened to their house and it never fully got out of control. It's not like that in college at all. No parents, no curfew, and no rules. Anything goes when it comes to a college party. There are no regards to keeping the house looking pretty, there is no one watching over people to act like humans, everyone’s spirit animal is in full swing, and there is usually no toilet paper.
Enough with me telling you about it myself, these puppies are way better at explaining it.
The pre-game:
You will be stuffed into a tiny room with some random freshmen your roommate met in their orientation group with about 20 other random freshmen. Sound fun?
You start drinking and you're feeling it quickly, and that awkward kid sitting on the bed says you look good and you can't help but blush. Now you know you're ready for tonight.
On the way to the party:
Everyone can tell you and your army of pre-gamers are freshmen by your eagerness to get to the party (way too early). You travel in packs; it's okay all freshmen do it.
You get to the party:
Go straight to the bar. There, someone asks if you want "bucket" and you have absolutely no clue what that is. You just go for the safe bet, crappy beer.
You're finally ready to party, time to hit the dance floor.
There is an opening on the stage, it's your time to shine.
Then again, maybe not.
Everyone has had enough at this point.
You all leave to go get food, and eat like you have never seen food before.
You finally get back to your dorm and you are unable to function. You're full and still feeling a bit tipsy.
You finally get in bed and fall asleep, and you are out. Nothing is waking you up.
The next morning you look at your phone and see all of the embarrassing pictures, Snapchats and text messages. Then think to yourself, "there are four more years of this."
