Imagine how much easier your life would be if you were Ilana and Abbi from Comedy Central's hit television show "Broad City." Their humor and demeanor will [hopefully] make studying a wee bit easier for you this week. This is finals week told by Ilana and Abbi:

1. When it's finally the last day of classes (LDOC) and you're ready to rage!!!

Sorry liver...

2. When you wake up the next morning after your LDOC shenanigans and realize all the things you should have been doing while you were out.

*As your liver curses you all day long*

3. This is when your first wave of denial kicks in.

Exams? What exams....

4. You then bring yourself to go to the library and you have to fight for a place to sit.

Disperse peasants!!!!

5. Once seated at your rightful seat...panic ensues.

* S C R E A M I N G *

6. You then talk yourself into becoming a stripper / sex worker / sugar baby because it would be so much easier than studying.

* Talking to self* "I could totally wear Louboutin's and go out to dinner and clubs with really rich men....."

7. You then tell yourself your mantra to calm yourself down.

8. You actually begin to study and by some miracle you start comprehending the information....

9. But naturally you hit a major road block...and give up.

*Whispers into my coffee mug* "Plz help."

10. You admit defeat around 3 a.m. and finally go to bed.

11. You then look at yourself in the mirror before your exam to convince yourself that you don’t look as crazy as you actually do..........

"I do not look crazy, I am beautiful...."

12. And naturally someone attempts to talk to you...

13. Then you and your bestie head into your exam, preparing for the worst but hoping for the best.

"Jesus, plz take the wheel...."

14. You then begin your exam and realize you studied [some of] the correct information!

15. The feeling you have when you turn in your exam.

*Thinks about the copious amount of vodka you now need to consume.*

16. You may have to repeat steps 3-15 again until this [hell] week is finally over....

#HELP

17. You then get out of your last exam and you can finally scream...."IT'S SUMMER TIME BETCHES!!"

18. Finally, when you actually realize that exams are over you can get some sleep and get your life back.

#YASKWEEN

Until next semester! May the odds forever be in your favor!