Finals are now over across the board, and you're probably thinking to yourself, "Wow, what am I going to do with such an abundance of spare time?" There are several obvious options that will probably bring a revival of #lakelife and too many dock/park/sunglasses+flag-bandana selfies to count, but when that gets old after about one day, what will you do? Do not fret, I am here for you.
1. Lay in bed watching Netflix without a quiet, yet crippling sense of guilt
What an exotic thought.
2. Step outside of the cave known as your room and say hello to the sun, grass, and civilization
Hello, world.
3. Say goodbye to stress eating for at least a solid three months
I mean, fingers crossed.
4. Say goodbye to stress breakouts for at least three months
And the sun shined just a little brighter...
5. Probably sleep in a bed bigger than a twin XL
Sprawling can be back in your life.
6. Catch up on "That '70s Show" on Netflix
And without feeling like a dumb-ass
7. Wash your clothes because they're dirty and not because you're procrastinating writing that paper
Wow, efficiency.
8. Dabble in some of that leisure reading the rest of the world talks about so much
Time to dust off that "Harry Potter" box set.
9. Drink coffee for the warm taste instead of the last ingredient to keeping you alive after not sleeping for 29 hours
"Hello, yes, I'll take only a single shot of espresso please." Groundbreaking.
10. Wake up without crying because you don't have to take anymore tests
It's been so long.
11. Roll around in grass because it's fun and not because you're losing all sense of time and reality
Wow, a grip on life. Amazing.
































