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Fifteen Things That Happen When You Find Your Lobster

No, I don't mean a really good seafood restaurant.

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Fifteen Things That Happen When You Find Your Lobster

According to Phoebe Buffay, lobsters mate for life. And when two people are meant to be together (like Ross and Rachel on "Friends"), then according to Pheebs, they're each other's lobster! How do you know if you've found your lobster?? Here are a couple signs:

1. You have someone who will go get food with you any day of the week.

2. And there's someone to eat your leftovers when you're stuffed and don't want to see it go to waste.

3. You have a date for everything—weddings, family reunions, formals, Valentine's Day, etc.

4. You have someone to share every joke with.

5. You'll always have a shoulder to cry on.

6. Your wardrobe multiplies with baggy sweatshirts and sweatpants.

7. Your family stops asking you, "So are you seeing anyone?" and starts asking, "So how's *insert name*?"

8. Don't feel like carrying your bags? He's got you.

9. You've found your number one supporter and fan.

10. You can wear whatever you want around them and they'll still think you look beautiful.

11. Craving a Chipotle burrito? He'll be there in 10.

12. He'll keep you sane when it feels like nothing is going your way.

13. You've found someone that'll listen to you vent for hours on end no matter the subject.

14. You have someone that makes you want to be a better person and brings out the best in you.

15. You have someone that makes you unconditionally happy and keeps you smiling all day for no reason.


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