Why are people so obsessed with Gilmore Girls? I guess it's pretty good. Okay, fine, I love it, but it's definitely not actually as clever as I want it to be. I've grown to love the Gilmores, but I feel like if I take a step back they might actually be villains, you know? Anyway, let's see what your favorite GG character says about you!
1. Lorelei Gilmore
I feel like you're a psych major. You really love Twitter. You listen to a lot of music from the '80s. You use a lot of emojis and take a lot of pictures of latte art. You say your favorite movie is The Philadelphia Story but it's really You've Got Mail. You probably talk too much.
2. Lorelei Gilmore J.R. (aka Rory Gilmore)
You've always been kind of uptight and studious and you hope people see you as a Rory type but you're probably more like Andie from Dawson's Creek. You might be pre-med or maybe even pre-law. When you have the breakdown that you know is coming, try not to steal someone's yacht though!
3. Luke Danes
You're probably not very grumpy yourself, but you're attracted to grumpy people. Maybe it's because you suppress all of your negative emotions and you know on some level that they're slowly eating you from the inside out, but you don't know how to release them in a non-destructive way. When you see a grumpy person you can't help but feel admiration for them because they're able to be honest with themselves in a way that you're not. But the reality is that they're probably also deeply unhappy, and their grumpiness is just a carefully calculated act, not a real outlet for their negative feelings. The truth is that they're suffering just as much as you are!
4. Lane Kim
You have really great taste in music. You probably had a pink streak in your hair in high school and you wore a lot of combat boots. You're generally just pretty chill and nice. You love Patti Smith.
5. Michel Gerard
You're funny. I can't quite read you. You're an enigma.
6. Emily Gilmore
You have good taste. You're obsessed with Jackie O. You'd really flourish on the Upper East Side, which is kind of gross, but whatever. You might have a great sense of humor. You want to age as well as Emily, which is a pretty good goal. For some reason I feel like you're really into Instagram and French culture. Sometimes you sit in your car and cry while you listen to Joni Mitchell or Norah Jones.
7. Richard Gilmore
You had a really great relationship with your grandfather and now you've transferred those warm fuzzy feels to Richard Gilmore. This might not be super healthy, but it's also not the worst thing you could do.
8. Sookie St. James
You watch those little 'Tasty' Facebook videos before you go to bed every night. You like Jodi Picoult, but I guess I can forgive you. You're sweet. Maybe a bit boring though.
9. Kirk Gleason
You're obsessed with Radiohead. You carry some deep trauma from your middle school years. Or maybe you're just trying to be really cool and ~alternative~ by saying Kirk is your favorite.
10. Paris Geller
You understand that the world is a cold and terrible place. You're going to vote for Hillary. You know you're better than the Rory's of the world and you're right. You like Simone de Beauvoir. You identify as a Miranda and you're proud of it. You're way too into SoulCycle or some other similar fitness trend.
11. Jess Mariano
You probably really love Catcher in the Rye. You're the kind of person that carries around a little black Moleskine notebook which is supposed to be full of your ~ideas~ but is actually just full of little to do lists. You want to walk around NYC listening to Simon & Garfunkel's "Only Living Boy in New York." You want to sit on the Brooklyn Bridge and read "Howl." You tell people you've read all of Knausgard's My Struggle but you've only read excerpts. You make it known that you drink your coffee black. You're the kind of person that goes to a cafe, buys one drink, and then sits there for 7 hours.
