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12 Fast-Food Chains As Zodiac Signs

Let the stars explain your cravings.

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12 Fast-Food Chains As Zodiac Signs
Hayley Peterson

Oh, finals week. Amidst the emotional breakdowns and putting everything off, we learn so much about ourselves. We learn what kind of Starbucks drink we are based on our personality. We learn what Bachelorette contestant we are based on our major. Thank you, internet.

So in the spirit of finals and procrastination, I give to you your favorite fast-food chains as Zodiac signs.

1. Panera Bread as Aries.

March 21-April 19

Aries are the most active of the signs, so it makes sense that Panera Bread is Aries. The fast-casual chain fuels your active lifestyle with healthy choices such as salads, soups, and sandwiches. If you're not an Aries, you can choose a hearty meal of macaroni and cheese and bread and no one will judge.

2. Subway as Taurus.

April 20-May 20

The Taurus sign revolves around stability. Most people go into Subway and order the same sub, chips, and drink every time. Taurus are also lovers of the finer things in life. Subway helps its customers make healthier choices, if only for a meal, by providing them with a wide variety of tasty options.

3. Tijuana Flats as Gemini.

May 21-June 20

Tijuana Flats is a delightful surprise from the other fast-food chains in town. With bright and colorful decor to showcase Tijuana's unique sense of style and charm, Tijuana has adapted to fit a very small niche in the fast-food community.

4. Papa John's as Cancer.

June 21-July 22

Papa John's is Cancer if only because no one actually eats at Papa John's. Their pizza is most always delivered or carried out and the food is enjoyed with loving company at home. Papa John's exhibits all of the tell tale signs of a Cancer by being exceptionally caring to the community, loyal, and imaginative with their menu.

5. Chik-fil-a as Leo.

July 23-August 22

A natural leader in the fast-food industry, Chik-fil-a has reinvented how a fast-food chain should be run. Chik-fil-a closes each location every Sunday and "My pleasure" has become the anthem of the South. Rooted in Christian values, Chik-fil-a has also very generously given back to the community by donating food to those in need and awarding scholarships to their employees to help them pursue higher education.

6. Atlanta Bread as Virgo.

August 23 - September 22

Everyone knows that Virgo's are a step above the rest. Atlanta Bread is no exception. Similar in concept to the beloved Panera Bread, Atlanta Bread provides Georgian residents with fresh, colorful, and healthy meals to fuel the rest of their day.

7. KFC as Libra.

September 23-October 22

KFC is also one of those chains best enjoyed with other people. Anyone want a Chicken Share Bucket? KFC also may find it hard to say no, which explains why sometimes they run out of chicken before the day is over.

8. Starbuck's as Scorpio.

October 23-November 21

Starbuck's is Scorpio because of the experience it provides. With couches, free-Wifi, and the most popular coffee drinks around, Starbuck's gives students a study spot where they can actually get work done. Which reminds me, I need to study for these finals.

9. McDonald's as Sagittarius.

November 22-December 21

Sagitarrius are known to be the most well-traveled of all the signs. Established in over 119 countries with personalized menus for each area, McDonald's is unafraid of change and challenge. Very ambitious with a great sense of humor (McDonald's employees are some of the most ridiculous out there), it is unlikely that the fast-food giant will disappear anytime soon.

10. Cracker Barrel as Capricorn.

December 22-January 19

OK, not a fast-food chain but still. Capricorn is a sign that represents time and responsibility and the restaurant combines Southern hospitality with a dining room full of artifacts from the last century. Perfect for the whole family, Cracker Barrel provides home-cooking just like Mom made at an affordable price.

11. Steak 'n Shake as Aquarius.

January 20-February 18

Steak 'n Shake is the go to fast-food chain for late night celebrations, snacks, and fun. Although they might not have the most exceptional service, they give you exactly what you want when you need it the most.

12. Taco Bell as Pisces.

February 19-March 20

Pisces are the optimists of the signs. Which basically means you don't care if what you're eating is healthy or not. Providing Mexican fare at a cheap price, Taco Bell is truly selfless in that they give us our deepest desires with very little in return.

Zodiac signs are the textbook for life you never knew you needed. Next time you grab a quick bite, consult the stars.

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