In the spirit of keeping up with the times, people are falling into the trap of liking taboo creatures. Television shows like "American Horror Story" have started to blur the line between what is considered spooky and things we see as being sexy. For instance, Tina Belcher's infatuation with zombies and their butts is an exaggerated example of the world's latest obsession with romanticizing the strange and unusual.
eaking of weird things, the United States has had a large influx of wood-dwelling and street-stalking clowns. It is no surprise to hear some people are developing odd infatuations with these creepy fellows and ladies. If you feel like you or someone you may know might have an affinity for these freaky folks, here are a few ways to tell if you're catching feelings for your new neighborhood stalkers.:
1. You see his menacing glare as a loving gaze.
That lustful look in his eyes is obviously for your body, but not in the way most people think.
2. Twisty's determination inspires you.
He was dedicated. 'Nuff said. #clowngoalz
3. You think the knife he is wielding is for chopping fresh kale or veggies.
He couldn't possibly have bad intentions... I mean look at how happy he is!
4. You want to ask where they got their makeup from.
That stuff can last through rain, sweat, tears and probably blood. Is it Kat Von D or Smashbox?
5. You think he's looking out for you when he follows you home.
Your significant other doesn't even follow you home. Clowns are bringing back chivalry in the oddest of fashions.
6. When you see him lurking in the woods, you think it's a perfect example of forbidden love.
There's nothing like looking out your bedroom window to see his soulless eyes in the woods behind your house. Your friends and family wouldn't even understand, so it's better to keep things this way.
7. You don't understand how children could possibly be scared of him.
Look at that big red nose and cute face!!!!
8. You get upset because there aren't any clown sightings in your area.
The videos online are the next best thing, you guess.
9. Seeing him try to grab another girl in a Facebook video makes you super jealous.
It's a small world. He should know you're seeing him try to get with other girls. Clowns just aren't as loyal as they used to be.
10. You aren't attracted to the posers in haunted houses...
You only want the freaks that lurk outside.
