Hello, devoted Odyssey readers. I know it has been a minute since I have gifted you my words of wisdom, but I am back with, arguably, my most groundbreaking work to date. I was recently given the opportunity to sit down and have a one-on-one chat with none other than star Rebel defensive tackle, Robert Nkemdiche, a surefire future NFL draft pick and human being of remarkably terrifying physical stature. What follows is an unparalleled look into the life of the beloved Rebels star. 

Hi, Rob, thanks for taking the time out of your day Odyssey readers. I know it is nearly impossible for athletes to carve out time in their busy schedules.

Period of awakening. Is now.

I, uh… yeah, period of awakening sounds good to me, Rob. Tell us, Rob, what do you predict for this coming year?

I'm trying to see more with my eye and less with my eyes.

Well, I was actually asking more in regards to the Rebs, Rob, but everyone needs individual goals, too, I suppose.

This year is Ole Miss' year watch.

There you go, man, you have to be confident with all of that talent returning on both sides of the ball. That’s exactly what I was thinking.

Telepathy is perfectly natural.

Wait, are you trying to read my mind?

It's okay if you’re nervous.

I’m not going to lie and tell you I’m not at least a little nervous. But, anyway, back to the subject at hand. How does it feel to represent your university every week by putting on that Ole Miss red and blue?

You also have pseudo indigoes, life's about polarities.

I, uh… are there some alternative uniforms or something that we don’t know about? Is indigo even a viable color for us? Am I hearing all of your answers correctly?

I tend to mumble when I speak, so do babies.

I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.

One day there will be a scientific day of reckoning.

Robert, you are starting to scare me, man.

Don't fail to understand everything is temporary.

I don’t even know where I am anymore. I think I am starting to black out.

Simple hieroglyphics; that unravels truths. Hopefully. eventually. you'll understand.

Maybe I will, Rob. Maybe we all will, one day.

Create your reality.

Whatever you say, sir.

Disclaimer: All of Robert’s answers were taken -- jokingly, out of context --from his undeniably outstanding Twitter account, which all of you should be following for obvious reasons. Also, please do not kill me, Rob. I think you are awesome, and I would like to live to see you terrorize opposing linemen for many years to come.