The weekend is finally here and you're ready to unwind from your busy week of school and work. But will you even have time to relax? It's a Friday night, that means a night out with your girls, and along with that comes an itinerary that you've all grown accustomed to:
7PM: You're finally out of class, and it's time for dinner. There are mashed potatoes in the cafeteria... that's how you know it's going to be a good night.
8PM: You're mixing and matching your roommate's clothes to try to find the perfect outfit, but you can't find your roommate's shirt that you want to borrow because your other friend walked all the way here just to borrow it. Well, now you have motivation to try to look even better than her tonight!
9PM: You're starting to make your cocktails, but they aren't kicking in fast enough so...
10PM: PICTURE TIME!!! When everyone fakes smiles and rolls their eyes... Put your happy face on, you'll see these on Instagram later.
11PM: That one friend is having a bad hair day, and still doesn't have an outfit. But I'm ready so...
11:30PM: She's finally ready... Someone call an Uber!
12AM: We're finally in the bar, but wait... how did we get here? Maybe I shouldn't have finished that bottle...
12:30AM: Trying to make your way up to the bar but you get distracted by the mechanical bull. Hey, if you stay on for longer than two minutes, you'll get a free drink! Sounds like a win-win to me!
1AM: You're waiting for your friend in the bathroom and your sworn enemy walks in, so you put on your fake smile and compliment her ugly skirt.
1:30AM: When that one song comes on and you make eye contact with your girls from across the bar because you know it's that time to get down.
2AM: Enough is enough... we've had our fun and you know that tears will be running down your friend's face soon. So it's time to call an Uber.
2:30AM: You get back to your room and you immediately have to talk about the night, but you're roommate storms out of her room because you were being too loud and woke her and her boyfriend up. Oops... we'll try to be quieter...?
3AM: You're holding your girl's hair back as you're trying to find your hook up for the night.
3:30AM: Domino's has arrived!!
4AM: You've stuffed your face with pizza and you figure it's time for bed before you open a bag of Doritos that you know you shouldn't eat. Goodnight!
Happy Margarita Monday, Tequila Tuesday, Wine (or Whiskey) Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Frosty Friday, Slurpy Saturday, or Sangria Sunday!
