1. The Cubs won the World Series
The Cubs winning the World Series was something against all odds. They were never supposed to win a world series. The only reason they won was out of witchcraft and evil. The Cubbies were cursed, cursed by a witch who was mad about some goat not getting in the park. Also, they chose to trade Babe Ruth. But, the main culprit was this goddamn Billy Goat. The story has many sides and have been faded through the years. But the gist of the story is that an old woman with a Billy Goat was denied entrance to the game because of the goat. The cranky old hag then decided to put a curse on the team preventing them from ever winning the World Series. This is some authentic witchcraft that took place here, and if you know anything about witchcraft, then you will know that the only way to break a curse is through some sort of demonic evil entity. One that is nothing like we have ever seen before…
2. Donald Trump is president
Okay before I continue I just want to say this: my opinions on Trump before winning the election may be considered a little rude and I will talk in that context. However, because he is now president of the free world It is our job as a country to take a breather and hide the rage as best we can. We need to put our trust in him for now, or at least until he screws everything up, mainly because we want him to do a good job no matter what. Digressing from that, Donald Trump has no business being president. The main reason he did it was only to fulfill his ever-expanding ego. Trump does not give a damn about what other people say about him. He is president now so lets give it a shot. The Canadian Immigration website went down almost immediately after Trump's winning, which cannot serve as a good sign. Looking at the history of this election, I had the most faith in Bernie. It doesn’t matter whether you think you will win or lose but if you are going at something for the right morals and reasons which will take you the furthest.
