In honor of the legendary return of "Jersey Shore" and the fast approach of death week (AKA finals week), here is an accurate representation of the 9 of emotions every college student feels while prepping for exams. And for all of those who are still in the depression of missing DJ Pauly D being on campus… this one’s for you.
Emotion # 1: Procrastination
“Let’s get wastey-pants” - Snooki
Emotion # 2: Acceptance to start studying
“Hell has to be just like this.” - Vinny
Emotion #3: Struggling to understand the material
“I mean I know I’m not the brightest crayon in the box, but this isn’t rocket science." - Deena
Emotion # 4: Getting distracted and staring off into space thinking deeply about something totally unrelated to the subject your studying for
“I’m like, a pretty deep dude.” - The Situation
Emotion #5: Debating dropping out of college
“People should go to school at a bar.” - Deena
Emotion #6: Finally understanding the material
“Yeahhhh buddy” - Pauly D
Emotion #7: Realizing you were lying to yourself & don't understand it at all
"One step forward, two steps back." - Ronnie
Emotion #8: Nervousness to take the test
“I’m gonna turd in my pants” - Snooki
Emotion #9: Acceptance of potential failure
“Let’s do it!” - The Situation
The aftermath…
“I’m sorry I punched you in the face” - Sammi
... Also your exam