13 Pickup Lines That Would Pick Me Up Quicker Than An Uber On Prom Night | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Relationships

13 Pickup Lines That Would Pick Me Up Quicker Than An Uber On Prom Night

Your eyes are like an Odyssey article... I'd love to read into your soul then share you on all of my social media.

513
13 Pickup Lines That Would Pick Me Up Quicker Than An Uber On Prom Night
Lauren Barnette

In This Article:

In the age of online dating, pickup lines have become more important than ever. We roll our eyes at the basic "hey" and "how are ya." Today, we want more than a crummy greeting; show us some personality! Here are 13 pickup lines that would get a reply out of me!

Here's the tea: I want to buy you some tea.

Quit monkeying around, let's hang out! 

Llama let you finish, but let me buy you dinner first

No need to wine, I'm here to be cheesy for you.

It's mosh pit-iful that I haven't met you in person yet. 

I'm at an All Time Low and I just need you to "bail me out"

All Time Low's song "Bail Me Out (feat. Joel Madden)" off the new album Future Hearts out now on Hopeless Records! ►Preorder: http://hopelessrecords.com/futu...

Your eyes are like an Odyssey article... I'd love to read into your soul then share you on all of my social media.

Are you coffee? Cause you could keep me up all night. 

Nice lipstick, I can't wait to ruin it.

Are you made of velcro cause I'd like to be attached to you.

I'll take you to Ulta.

Giphy

I'm not smooth enough to just slide into your DM's but... if you let me take you roller skating maybe you can just roll with it. 

Are you a gymnast? Cause seeing you made me flip out

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

659664
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

555986
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments