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I'm In A Committed Relationship With Coffee

Each cup is a religious experience.

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I'm In A Committed Relationship With Coffee

Whether you chug your coffee with the face of a child being force fed vegetables or you flirt with each sip romantically, we can all agree on one thing: coffee is underappreciated. Here’s to you java, some reasons why I can’t live without you. You never fail to change my life.

Coffee makes us better people

If you’re anything like me, you refuse to deal with the BS in life until you’ve reached the bottom of a tall cup. I go from the Grinch to Santa in about 10 minutes, and if that isn’t a true miracle, what is?

Fuel

Gas to a car is like coffee to a college student. Without coffee, most of us are useless. I dare you to try to get my Sunday morning started without a cup of coffee, things won’t be pretty for either of us.

Late Night Chats

If you can spend a late night in the library studying without being highly caffeinated, you are not human. Coffee tastes good at any hour and is just the moral support you need to keep your eyes open to study a few hours longer.

Classic Coverup

Maybe it’s last years frat boy, weird kid from a group project, family member, whoever toss them a “let’s get coffee sometime” with no intentions of actually getting coffee sometime. Thanks, babe, I really needed to get myself out of that mess.

The Perfect Date

You may actually want to grab that cup of coffee with whomever you ran into. One coffee date can tell you everything you need to know about a man/woman. What did they order, what size, how fast did they drink it, did they get a bagel, too? These are all questions you can use to decode the personality of your date. Sip wisely.

The Excuse

“Sorry I haven’t had my coffee yet” can be used when you make a mildly embarrassing mistake anytime before noon. People totally sympathize with the caffeine deficiency.

Hot, Cold, Frozen, Room Temperature

Coffee literally tastes good no matter how it is prepared. Add a shot of espresso, on ice, steaming, skim milk, whole milk, vanilla, caramel. The options for your coffee are never ending. You will never get bored. It will always keep you on your toes.

While I just skimmed the surface of all the reasons why we should praise our coffee daily, I can’t put into words all the magic coffee is capable of. Your barista is the most stable thing you have in your life, we forever will be in debt to coffee.


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