If you are a fan of the office like I am, Dwight has to be one of your favorite characters! At some points he acts completely insane but you still love him anyways.
Dwight takes his job as assistant to the regional manager very seriously and always wants to best when it comes to Dunder Mifflin. Anyone who has watched 'The Office' knows how crazy and out there Dwight can be.
Here are some of my favorite Dwight Schrute quotes:
1. “I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther.”
I wish I was that confident in my martial arts skills.
2. “I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything was the same…except I could fly.”
We all wish we had the same confidence as Dwight.
3. “People say, ‘Oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace.’ Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.”
Except when you accidentally shoot a gun in the workplace...
4. “In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is 'Oh, I broke my leg!' A lion comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the lion, you’re dead!”
Dwight has a comeback AND an argument for everything... why don't I?
5. “Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.”
Like when Jim was the manager, a very hard time for Dwight.
6. “I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for “Grizzly Man” and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Cuz that’s the thing about bear attacks… they come when you least expect it.”
Wedding Crashers bear edition, coming to a theater near you.
7. “Of course Martial Arts training is relevant… Uh, I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ… You know what, you can go to hell, and I will see you there. Burning!”
It was probably the best day of Dwight's life when he got his black belt.
8. “Once I’m officially Regional Manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified.”
The Dwight versus Jim feud with always live on.
9. “And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff’s deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven’t.”
He even stuck a siren to the top of his car to escort Jim and Pam to the hospital.
10. “Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?”
Only Dwight would have a spud gun handy. What's your favorite Dwight Schrute quote?
