For such a small holiday, Valentine's Day gets stressed about a lot. Single people, people in new relationships, and people who have been in relationships for years all seem to stress out about this holiday that should be fun and stress-free! Sometimes all we need is a little guidance through this "stressful" holiday.
1. Don't take me to the most popular restaurant in town, even if you have a reservation.
No matter how much they prepare, they are going to be beyond busy. The food is going to take forever to get to us, and it would just be a better idea overall to go somewhere else.
2. Do buy me a giant teddy bear.
Those things are awesome!
3. Don't buy an edible arrangement unless it's chocolate covered.
Now is not the time for “subtle” weight loss hint dropping. Also, plain fruit is boring. I want my strawberries and pineapple dipped in dark chocolate, please.
4. Don't propose.
For the love of god and all that is holy, do not propose. What if I say no? What if the engagement or wedding falls through? Then you will have a negative view of Valentine’s Day forever.
5. Don't complain.
Valentine’s Day isn’t for everybody, but don’t ruin everyone else’s fun with negativity. Yes, it’s unfortunate that your engagement last Valentine’s day may not have worked out and now you have ill feelings about the holiday, but no need to bring the rest of us down with you!
6. Don't buy me clothes or lingerie unless you know my size.
Buying the wrong size is an easy way to hurt feelings, even if you don't mean to. Sneak a peek at my tags, or just ask me if the element of surprise isn't your thing. Also, unless you know what size I wear at H&M, don't shop for me at H&M. Their sizing is not normal. Stay away.
7. Do let me cook for you.
As mentioned above, restaurants are going to be crowded. So if I want to cook for you, you should let me! If my cooking is subpar, we can go out after.
8. Don't be on your phone all day.
This is supposed to be a romantic holiday! I want to spend time with you, and it's not going to be any fun if you're glued to your screen all day. You can survive without it for a little while.
9. Do treat yo self.
This is the holiday of love, chocolate, wine, and sexy time. So indulge in all of it while you can, and don't feel bad! Eat all the chocolate! Drink all the wine! Have fun! Even if you don't have a significant other to celebrate with, there's nothing stopping you from indulging in some chocolate and red wine by yourself. Have no shame, it's ok!
10. Don't call up ex boyfriends/girlfriends just because you're lonely.
If you're single, Valentine's day can be rough, but only if you let it. Don't get desperate. And if they call you, don't fall for their tricks.
11. Don't try to find a date just for Valentine's Day.
You'll be setting yourself up for disappointment because you're getting desperate and you have a deadline. You're going to settle for just about anyone at this point because you don't want to be alone, and that's just not fair to either of you.
12. Don't take this holiday so seriously.
I know it sounds like I'm demanding a chocolate covered edible arrangement, a giant teddy bear, lingerie, and dinner at a nice restaurant, but I'm not. These are merely suggestions for people who insist on buying presents and going out. What I really want is time alone with you. That time could be spent at home, at Waffle House, or in the park for all I care. Presents are not required -- the only presence I want is yours!