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Poetry On The Odyssey: Donnie Trump Superstar

Sequel to "MAGA on Their Minds" from the lyrics of Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Michael McCarrick

May 28, 2018

West Chester University

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Donnie Trump Superstar

Every time I look at you I don't understand,

Why you let the things you did get so out of hand?

You'd of managed better if you had a plan

Now why'd you choose a progressive time in such a great land?

If this were yesterday you could have ruled the whole nation

USA 1492 had no mass communication.

Don't you get me wrong!

Don't ya get me wrong now!

Bravo Monsieur!

Who am I to say you couldn't when you could?

But I don't wanna know!

I do not wanna know now!

I ask but I really don't wanna know!

Donnie Trump, Donnie Trump

Who are you?

What have you sacrificed?

Donnie Trump, Donnie Trump

Who are you?

What have you done for us?

Donnie Trump, Superstar

Do you think you're what you say you are?

Donnie Trump, Superstar

Is this what you wanted all along?

Tell me what you think about your friends down below

Now who'd you think, besides yourself, was the best in show?

Nero was he where it's at?

Is he where you are?

Did Caligula sleep with his horse or was that just PR?

Did you mean to run like that and become President

Or did you just make it all up to keep yourself relevant?

Don't Get Me Wrong!

Don't Ya Get Me Wrong Now!

Bravo Monsieur!

Who am I to say you couldn't when ya could?

But I don't wanna know!

I do not wanna know now!

It's better if we didn't know!

Were you misunderstood and simply had to be bold

Or did you take the lead in The Greatest Tragedy Ever Told?

Were you sent to reboot Freedom Like King George The Third

Or did you just wanna be The Greatest Of All Turds?!

Now Don't Get Me Wrong!

Don't Get Me Wrong!

Bravo Mousier!

Who am I to judge?

But I don't wanna know!

I don't wanna know!

I ask but I don't wanna know!

By the way I got a text from Freddy and Fred,

They're going delirious for you even though they're dead!

Where's that Chihuahua money for your precious wall?

Was it all spent when yo baby mamas gave you a call?

I give you credit for this you got me reconnecting with Jesus today,

And now children our bible verse today is Damnatio Memorie!

Donnie Trump, Superstar!

Who are you?

What have you done for us?

Donnie Trump, President!

Do you think you're what you say you are?

Donnie Trump, American God!

Is this what you wanted all along?

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3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

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