Dogs. Man’s best friend.
These friendly creatures are always there for you, and they love and support you.
Once you have a dog, your life will never be the same.
Of course, it will only improve for the better, but there are many lifestyle changes that occur when there's a dog around, and dog owners quickly learn:
You cannot avoid begging.
Eating by yourself? Please. Whether it's breakfast, lunch, or dinner, you and your dog are now a ~package deal.~
In a dog's world, any time is nap time.
*Wakes up from 3 hour nap* *Recovers with a 5 hour nap* It’s truly a hard life, ladies and gentlemen.
There are two words you must use carefully: "treat" and "walk."
Throw these words around loosely, and watch absolute chaos erupt due to the scratching noise of paws on the floor and bangs against any delicate objects in sight from wagging tails.
Dogs want: Attention. Attention. Squirrel! Attention.
Pet me. Pet me! Hey. Stop walking away. Come back. Hey. Hey! Yes. Right there. Excuse me while I roll onto my back. Yes, right there! Thank you. That. Is. The. Spot. Oh, and while you’re here, can you throw me that tennis ball?!
Their. Fur. Is. Everywhere.
Sorry Tom Brady, but the real GOAT is the person who created lint rollers, obviously.
So kudos to you, dog owners, for accepting the never-ending begging, and fully embracing the large amounts of fur being shed on your clothes and everywhere in your house, because you know you would not favor a life without your dog, since it is now one of the best parts of your life.
So worry a little less if you didn't do so well on that test, or had a not-so-great day at work, because no matter what life throws at you, your dog will always love you.
Now go throw your dog that tennis ball already, ok?!