Do you ever think back on a relationship and wonder where your brain was at? Me too! Don't be too hard on yourself, for it has happened to the best of us.You will think differently of people after reading this! Here are some things not only my ex has said to me, but also what my friends' exes have said to them.

1.) "I love you and will talk to you later on in the future."

My ex told me this after I chose to cut off contact with them. The real kicker is that she said this while she has a boyfriend, and while I am dating someone as well. Glad I got out of that one!

2.) "I'm breaking up with you, but have 2 of my shirts."

My friend's ex told them this, and I really don't know what to say. Where was this guy's brain at?

3.) "I got a tattoo inspired by you and your mom."

My friend's ex told her this after being broken up for 6 months.That's a big yikes.

4.) "You recycle? You're so white."

Update: being good to the Earth and protecting it is apparently a white person thing!

5.) "No you don't understand, My Little Pony is a great show for guys like me. You'll see someday." Uhhh.... yeah. My friend's ex told her this. Needless to say, she got the heck out of that one!

6.) "Why do your boobs go to the sides when you lie down?"

Does this guy know that gravity is a thing? Geez.

7.) " Squirrels have lips!"

Thanks for sharing.... I guess....

8.) "Would you mind if I kept this condom forever? This was our first time having sex and it's a family tradition that the guys in my family keep the condom from their first time."

This is just nasty. Why are people like this? This was so unnecessary.

9.) "I want to watch you drink my blood."

Ew..... please no. Can we not do this? This one is just super gross, and I am so sorry my friend had to go through that. Kudos to you!

10.) "I never liked you."

This happened to one of my best friends, and to this day I want to punch him in the face. She deserved so much better, and I am so glad she got out of that one.

11.) " I'm gay now."

I was there to witness this one, and it was super awkward. But, in his excuse, he was only in 10th grade. High School is a time to figure yourself out!

12.)"I stopped eating skittles for you. I'll be your emo boy forever!"

This happened to one of my friends in 2008... Yikes.

13.) "I don't get why you're breaking up with me, all I did was cheat."

This chick was an absolute peach. She was just unbelievable. I have so many wild stories about her.

14.) " I broke up with you because you're poor."

Aren't people fantastic?

15.) "I actually prefer really, really short red heads, but you're okay, too."

This guy really knows how to woo people.

16.) "You're not gorgeous, you're pretty."

Oh my god, why?

17.) "I had a crush on one of your friends for 2 weeks, but I'm over it now."

You had a what now?

18.) "I am the son of the Egyptian God, Ra."

Wait, what?

As you can see, people are weird.I think that is the reason why dating is such a scary thing.It just goes to show you never know just who you're talking to.Try to get to know someone before you date someone, or else you might regret it!