I wonder what Instagram or website is going to come out publicizing half naked college girls next? You know what I’m talking about - websites like Big10Tens, Smokeshow OTD, Barstool (you’re irrelevant), University Primetime (you can stop with the FB notifications anytime now), and now DoItForCollege (comment a pic with the heart eye Emoji one more time, I dare you).  The only decent one was the “I’m Shmacked” videos that helped you decide your school when you had to commit your senior year.  Thank you for being the second-most important aspect of our school decision-making process aside from the actual visit. We are forever thankful, Yofray Ray. 

Here’s a look behind the scenes of these so called companies: At the end of summer, “Jay” from University Primetime offered me a position to write for their website, strictly about hot girls and Greek life parties. At first, I thought it was great idea. You’d make $100 a month for a couple articles, and I major in writing and communications so I thought it would fit in really well, right? Well, he put me in charge of making a Twitter account with another member of the PSU Primetime team, and I started off being a good little worker girl, obeying Jay’s orders. (Judge me - I would).    

At first, I made a PSU confessions Twitter account, and people actually started submitting them. I felt like I was in control of all the secrets that came in. I was powerful for a hot second there. My personal favorite was, “I put Vlad into a Grey Goose bottle and sold it to a freshman.”  It even got a lot of retweets, and I was feeling pretty good about joining UP. But then, Jay decided that confessions were lame, and I had to run the PSU Babes account…then s%^t got weird.      

First of all, girls submit themselves to this thing. I literally received hundreds of DMs of girls submitting pictures of themselves in bikinis, and I will confess I judged you ladies for that. But that wasn’t the worst part. My “boss” would go onto the account and message all of the girls back, giving him his contact information and Snapchat name, offering them jobs.  TBH, it seemed like Jay just wanted to get some serious a** with his website.  He would send endless Snapchats telling his followers to "meet him in NJ," or he would set up "business lunch dates" in NYC. He even sent one that said, “Only if you’re hot, snap me back.” OK I’ll get right on that Jay, you slime.

He didn’t even care about the level of writing the girls would have, he just wanted a pretty face to order around. To give you an idea of what University Primetime’s articles consist of, here is the latest title: “Looking at a woman’s breasts can help in predicting what sort of character she has and the type of sex she enjoys.”  Are you kidding me? So I quit, and I am $100 poorer, but at least I kept my dignity. Bye-bye, Jay - or as your FB name says, "Jay PrimeStar."       

Another website is Big10tens, where the founder, Steve, posts hot girl pictures on the daily from the schools in the Big10 Conference. It was okay at first, but week after week, we know what a...

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...looks like.

Therefore, we don’t need this Steve character to stalk our IG’s and double tap in order to feel successful. If you actually are at the Greek tailgates, you don’t need a million pictures to prove our school is the best anyway.       

TBH, I’m just wondering when it’ll stop, because now these websites include everyone and every sorority.  It would be one thing if a frat star made this website, but these are 25-year-olds who still haven’t grown up, and are looking to social media to make millions.    

For real, though, if this doesn’t stop, they better start making Guy Smokeshow websites, so us ladies can have something to look at, too.     

Moral of the story is: Before you send out another “rush boobs” Snapchat to one of these sites, make sure you know who it's actually going to.