Growing up, we all dreamed of being Cinderella and Jasmine and Ariel. We wanted to be lovely people who happen to be beautiful and fragile and without flaw and swept off our feet. But I have some news for you. Are you sitting down? Are you holding something to steady yourself? Okay, because what I have to say might alter your whole world completely. Ready? Chances are, you are more like Disney villains than you are your beloved Disney princesses. Don't believe me? Here are 11 signs you know you are dramatically and irrevocably just like these childhood villains (they speak for themselves):

1. Working on group projects or really just any social event you attend:

2. Actual pic of you on a Saturday morning listening to the horrid events that transpired the night you stayed in:

3. When you purposefully leave your read receipts on:

4. Walking out of any educational or work event ever:

5. Giving wonderful relationship advice to your lovesick friends:

6. When you walk into a bar and see your friend's ex:

7. Literally anytime driving on campus trying to avoid any and all pedestrians:

8. Going out in your hometown when you're actually 21:

9. When your mom tells you to be more "ladylike":

10. Approximately 4 hours into your diet:

11. You when you realize the real world is right around the corner:

I hope I didn't burst your bubble TOO hard, but sorry folks, not everyone can be a princess. But honestly, needing to be rescued and being gullible enough to eat an apple from an old, scary hag? Maybe not the worst thing.