Welcome to Royal University, where the princesses rule the school. Intimidated? Don't be, because I have the inside info on all of the head honchos around here.
Sleeping Beauty: The Party Girl
Aurora is known as the blackout queen on campus. You can catch her passed out on the couch of any big party, that is, until a boy comes over to give her a kiss. It works every time. She’s definitely here to play hard and work, barely. She keeps changing her major, but I think it’s like communications now or something
Ariel: The Crazy Freshman
This little mermaid is fed up with living under the roof of her over-protective, helicopter parents and is determined to disobey every single one of their rules. She is popular with the boys, which has led to some questionable decisions, especially with this one guy Eric, and is always the last one to leave the party. She spends every Sunday morning regretting Saturday night choices. I’m not too sure what her major is, but I know it isn’t speech.
Jasmine: The Bohemian-Hipster
She looks like she came straight off of Instagram’s popular page. She has this rainbow hoola hoop that she does these dances with in the quad. She even did an improv dance with her boyfriend Aladdin once. I don’t think she owns a pair of pants in her size… she likes them “flowy” or whatever. I heard that her dad is like a ruler or something, but I don’t know where. He made her take all these political science classes to be “just like him.”
Snow White: FriendZone
This fair beauty is acing her biomedical science major, which is quite surprising since she barely got accepted into the University. She uses the boys in her classes to do all the work for her and gives them nothing in return besides a permanent spot in the FriendZone. I’m pretty sure she’s done this to like seven guys already.
Tiana: The Working Girl
Tiana is the girl who works two jobs and takes night classes. She wears her campus-dining visor everywhere… like even to class. She only takes night classes since she works full time but I heard she’s one of the top students in the business program. Hard-worker, I guess, but you'll never hear her complain about the workload. Her “fun fact” is always about her frog… I didn’t even think you could have pets in the dorms
Belle: The Bookworm
Belle is always on the Dean’s List. You won’t ever see this French Literature major at a party, but she can always be found in a corner at the library. There’s a rumor going around that she does drugs, which is why she’s always talking to inanimate objects like clocks and candles. Her boyfriend is on the football team. I think his nickname is "The Beast” or something.
Mulan: The All-American Athlete
Mulan is a huge tomboy. She’s pretty but single because everyone considers her “one of the boys” and she only hangs out with fellow athletes. I heard her major is sports management, but that doesn’t really matter since weall know she’s here for the trophy not the degree
Rapunzel: The Boy-Crazy Sorority Sister
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, what are we going to do with her. She’s a bit ditzy and totally only got in here because she knows the dean. She sits on her computer during class looking up the newest trends and makeup tutorials. She is completely boy crazy and goes from one boy to the next on a daily basis. She’s clearly pursuing an M.R.S. degree, if you know what I mean.
Pocahontas: The Hippie/ Nature Love
This chick is stuck in the 60’s. She’s pretty much a 21st century hippie. She’s a vegan and does all of these animal rights protests. She’ll ask you to sign her petition before she asks what your name is. She’s a wildlife ecology major… shocker, right
Cinderella: The Commuter
Cinderella is a pretty blonde with an awful sense of style. She still lives at home with her step-mom and stepsisters who go here too. She seems really nice and I guess she’s good with animals since she wants to be a vet. She goes to all the parties and dances with all the boys, which is why she’s always the girl with her shoes in her hand instead of on her feet. She would be cool if she didn't always leave before midnight. One time she was in such a rush she left her shoe at a frat house.
Well, now that you have all the details you should fit right in. Good luck, and remember, be careful what you wish for!
