It only makes sense that the two most magical things go hand in hand — Walt Disney's characters and J.K. Rowling's world of wizardry. Most Disney characters are extremely complex and difficult to place into one house, yet it has to be done. Why? Because that's the way of the world, and the only way to compete with BuzzFeed. So, here you have it, Disney characters sorted into their Hogwarts houses.
Stitch: Gryffindor
Sure, this blue bundle of fur may start out as somewhat of a grump, and some might even say Stitch's temper should make him a Slytherin, but that's totally uncalled for. (I mean, are we ignoring the fact that Harry, a noted Gryffindor, literally had a piece of the darkest wizard alive inside him for the first 17 years of his life?!) Stitch went above and beyond, saved the planet, gained an appreciation of Elvis Presley, and learned the true meaning of "ohana." He's got both light and dark inside him, but I believe his good outweighs the bad. GRYFFINDOR!
Lilo: Hufflepuff
Let's face it: Lilo has guts. She does what she wants, and sure as hell doesn't take no for an answer. Lilo is smart, caring, brave, kind and adventurous. She has dealt with loss of family members, and is extremely mature for someone her age. Despite being a part of a broken home, Lilo has this insane ability to care for everyone, and even calls the girls who bully her "friends." She finds it in her heart to make amends with these girls, and teaches Stitch the true meaning of "ohana." Yes, there is a temper there, but even Cedric Diggory had moments of anger (may he rest in peace). Above all, Lilo is a Hufflepuff in my book.
Emperor Kuzco: Slytherin
Before you freak out at me and say "Kuzco is not a Slytherin, he's a good guy and he's awesome," well, there were actually a lot of awesome Slytherins. Are we forgetting about Regulus Black and Horace Slughorn? Both who clearly had hearts and joined forces with Hogwarts to take Voldemort down. Not all Slytherin's are entirely "bad." So, back to my main point. Kuzco. He is extremely selfish, pre-Pacha journey. Although his llama experience does humble him, I was never entirely convinced that he completely changed. He finds it in his heart to care for others, yet I'm sure there will always be a part of him that will be a little bit selfish. But that's okay, that is what makes him Kuzco!
Kronk: Hufflepuff
Ah, Kronk. Hands down one of my favorite "villains" of all time. Classifying Kronk as a villain is unfair. While Yzma and him tried to kill Emperor Kuzco throughout the duration of the film, I believe that Kronk was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. Poor guy, he just wanted to cook! He was loyal to Yzma, not afraid of adventure, very patient with his squirrel friends and always a hard-working guy. He carried Yzma on his back nearly the entire movie, for crying out loud. ALL the house points to Kronk. HUFFLEPUFF!
Tiana : Ravenclaw
Tiana is a classic example of a good-natured Ravenclaw. Her dreams and aspirations, as well as the love for her since-passed father, push Tiana to work her butt off to get to where she wants to be. Nothing is going to stop this girl from achieving her dream of owning her own restaurant. It is said that Ravenclaws often accept others that tend to be cast out by the majority of society. It is also said that they can have a quirky nature. Well, Tiana kissed a frog and was friends with a girl who might be seen as pretentious by others, as well as swamp creatures. Her wit is razor sharp, and she displays it when she managed to be the one to take down Dr. Facilier as just a frog! You go, girl. You go.
Felix Jr.: Hufflepuff
He's got that southern charm and the intelligence to match it (sort of). Fix-It Felix Jr. is always friendly towards everyone, and easily one of the most popular guys around. It must have been hard, trying to please everyone at the same time, when the townspeople were afraid of Ralph. Yet we see Felix's true colors when he goes after Ralph to try and save him. He's got a brave heart, a romantic soul, and a love for helping others. He is loyal to Ralph and the townspeople, and is always trying to do what's right. Fix-It Felix Jr. would do well in Hufflepuff!
Ralph: Gryffindor
I want you to think of Neville Longbottom for a second. No, not super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot Neville from year seven; but awkward, shy, adorable, little, bumbling first-year Neville. He was somewhat of an outcast, he just wanted to fit in, but more importantly he always wanted to do the right thing. Kind of like Wreck-It Ralph. Ralph didn't originally fit in, as he was outcast for being different. On his journey to prove to people that he was a good guy, he shows us that his heart is bigger than his biceps, and he is happy being just the way he is. He cares for others, such as Vanellope, and would do anything to protect her. Standing up to King Candy was also pretty brave. Go RALPH! Go GRYFFINDOR!
Megara: Ravenclaw
Meg is sassy, classy, and a little bit smart-assy. She works with Hades for part of the movie, proving that she can be cunning and sly, yet her change of heart when it comes to Hercules is really her shining moment. That is when we truly see how smart she is. Her sassy nature makes her come off as a bit quirky (and can we just talk about that weird hip pop she's always doing?), but that is just another reason why we love her. Her witty, sarcastic comments are pretty much the best part of the movie, along with singing muses. Megara is a damsel who doesn't need a hero, but got one anyways. Lucky girl!
