Dear Diary,
I'M BACK BABY. Once again, making a comeback in the media and hearts of people everywhere. They just can't get enough. I've been made into dolls, my face is on billboards, I am a residence hall theme, and a Fraternity Recruitment tool.
Who knew I could trend on twitter?? Or have my own hashtag?
#harambe hit me up
And the memes, OH THE MEMES. They're endless. These humans are s.a.v.a.g.e.
I mean, dude, there are throw pillows with my name on it. THROW PILLOWS. Like the nice ones that go on a couch in your living room or something. AY, someone wanna buy these for the Cincinnati Zoo? Because I'm sure they have trouble sleeping at night.
Who knows what might be next? Maybe I'll have popsicles in the shape of my face (like those Spongebob ones) that they sell in the zoo. Or maybe a human will name their child after me. You never know, people be cray. Goodbye...for now.

























