DILF Appreciation: Dennis Quaid Edition
Start writing a post
Entertainment

DILF Appreciation: Dennis Quaid Edition

You're welcome for giving you several options for a new screensaver.

234
DILF Appreciation: Dennis Quaid Edition
Flickr

In a time when girls are busy obsessing over Justin Bieber and Harry Styles, let's use this start of a new year as an opportunity to reflect on and appreciate one of the OG hotties on the silver screen.

Well hellloooo pretty lady man!

A google search of "Dennis Quaid is hot" can pull about 700,000 hits in 0.38 seconds, so my obsession surely isn't the only one.

Now, I know the above picture shows a young boyish version of Quaid similar to that of Bieber or Styles, but the important thing to remember about a man like him is that he shares the qualities found in some of my other favorite things (wine and cheese). He seems to get better with age.

A fun fact about me is that my mother hates the term DILF (if you don't know what it means perhaps check Urban Dictionary, I signed a contract so I can't say certain words on here) and even more so hates the fact that I seem to enjoy it so much, so sorry mom.... BUT LOOK.

.

The proof is in the pudding. And the pudding is in the fridge, because clearly Dennis doesn't have time to eat junk like that because he's too busy looking like a Greek god in the woods.

Who doesn't like a man in uniform? No worries, Denny's here for you ladies.

(Please excuse the hand holding the flowers, it's his sister, not his wife, I swear.)

Perhaps you thought I meant a different type of uniform?



Put me in coach, I'm ready to play.

Honestly, what can't he do?

If your answer was "I don't think he could rock the perfect scruffy/rugged look with a cute smirk and twinkling eyes" then think again.


Two words: Dim ples, otherwise known as pockets of adorable-ness.

And speaking of adorable-ness...

But I know we all want a guy with a bit of an edge too. Ya know, maybe a guy that would fight off any evil villains that you may randomly deal with in the course of your life. Like for example, a guy that has a sort of James Bond-esque resemblance.


And boy, would he get that job done with style.

Or maybe you're not into the fast-paced city life. Maybe you like to keep things chill in your small farm town, that is until some new guy comes and tries to take over your quaint little town to mine for gold or something. (It's all about the imagination) Have no fear!


Just picture Dennis saying, "This town ain't big enough for the both of us" before he whisks you away into the sunset. *Cue Dixie Chicks' "Cowboy Take Me Away"*

Now I know, it's not exactly probable that I could end up with such a perfect man, (maybe because he is older than my dad...) but nevertheless, Dennis Quaid, you keep doing you sir cause let me tell you, it's working.


Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
the beatles
Wikipedia Commons

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to The Beatles. Every year, my mom would appropriately blast “Birthday” on anyone’s birthday. I knew all of the words to “Back In The U.S.S.R” by the time I was 5 (Even though I had no idea what or where the U.S.S.R was). I grew up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo instead Justin, JC, Joey, Chris and Lance (I had to google N*SYNC to remember their names). The highlight of my short life was Paul McCartney in concert twice. I’m not someone to “fangirl” but those days I fangirled hard. The music of The Beatles has gotten me through everything. Their songs have brought me more joy, peace, and comfort. I can listen to them in any situation and find what I need. Here are the best lyrics from The Beatles for every and any occasion.

Keep Reading...Show less
Being Invisible The Best Super Power

The best superpower ever? Being invisible of course. Imagine just being able to go from seen to unseen on a dime. Who wouldn't want to have the opportunity to be invisible? Superman and Batman have nothing on being invisible with their superhero abilities. Here are some things that you could do while being invisible, because being invisible can benefit your social life too.

Keep Reading...Show less
houses under green sky
Photo by Alev Takil on Unsplash

Small towns certainly have their pros and cons. Many people who grow up in small towns find themselves counting the days until they get to escape their roots and plant new ones in bigger, "better" places. And that's fine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought those same thoughts before too. We all have, but they say it's important to remember where you came from. When I think about where I come from, I can't help having an overwhelming feeling of gratitude for my roots. Being from a small town has taught me so many important lessons that I will carry with me for the rest of my life.

Keep Reading...Show less
​a woman sitting at a table having a coffee
nappy.co

I can't say "thank you" enough to express how grateful I am for you coming into my life. You have made such a huge impact on my life. I would not be the person I am today without you and I know that you will keep inspiring me to become an even better version of myself.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

94773
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments