If you have no idea what I am talking about then keep reading to get yourself put from the rock you have been living under.
This meme taking Twitter by storm has been brewing for a little while but has finally started to gain the popularity it deserves. The premises for it are Twitter users grossly exaggerate how long it was since the last time they had sex and saying an extreme measure they do to make up for it.
Seems simple enough, and as these tweets will show, it's leading for some Twitter users to get pretty creative.
1. Day 468
approx 468 days without sex and i’m pretty sure my virginity has grown back— em (@em) 1531476448.0
2. Day 30
3. Day 98
4. Day 3
Day 3 without sex: shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass— DaysWithoutSex (@DaysWithoutSex) 1531516068.0
5. Day 3OH!3
day 3OH!3 without sex: i’ve started trusting hoes— richee🍍 (@richee🍍) 1531606280.0
6. day 283
Day 283 without sex: A mosquito sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit— ClifSosa (@ClifSosa) 1531434778.0
7. Day 50
Day 50 without sex, just fainted while stirring mac & cheese— ￼ (@￼) 1531281210.0