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All The Best 'Days Without Sex' Tweets The Internet Has Gifted Us

This meme is getting a little played out but I am here for it

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All The Best 'Days Without Sex' Tweets The Internet Has Gifted Us

If you have no idea what I am talking about then keep reading to get yourself put from the rock you have been living under.

This meme taking Twitter by storm has been brewing for a little while but has finally started to gain the popularity it deserves. The premises for it are Twitter users grossly exaggerate how long it was since the last time they had sex and saying an extreme measure they do to make up for it.

Seems simple enough, and as these tweets will show, it's leading for some Twitter users to get pretty creative.

1. Day 468

2. Day 30

3. Day 98

4. Day 3

5. Day 3OH!3

6. day 283

7. Day 50

8. Day 175

9. Day 203

10. Day 238

11. Day 23

12. Day 113

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