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My Days Of The Week Illustrated By Portlandia Characters

"I had to ask for a sick day. I'm so sick of these people" - Fred

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My Days Of The Week Illustrated By Portlandia Characters
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It just so happens that the quirky TV Show "Portlandia" and its characters perfectly embody my weeks, day-by-day. Don't believe me? See for yourself:

Monday:






My Monday’s start at 7:30am. Off I go to my walking for fitness course, with a granola bar in one hand and a water bottle in the other hand. Toni and Candace from the Women & Women First bookstore are right, I don’t need to take it. Now I can avoid waking up in the early hours of the morning to walk, forget it.

Tuesday:








My Tuesday’s start at 8am, so I am tired once again. I am not joking, I look like Toni in class. I am just here to learn, I don’t have the patience for annoying people or unnecessary comments.

Wednesday:

I’m half way through the week but as the mayor of Portland did in one of his meetings, next time I think class is lame, I'm out.

Thursday:







Usually, I get my Thursday’s confused as Friday’s, which sucks but it sure isn’t as bad as Monday’s. I am just going to pretend to conquer the day like Toni and Candace.

Friday:






Thankfully it’s Friday but that means I still have to wake up at 8am and go to work but it’s okay, I’m not complaining because usually my housemates and I like to binge watch tv shows and movies on Friday nights. Whooo! We like to live on the edge.

Saturday:







The day I get to sleep in, well not really. I have an internal clock, so I end up waking up around 8am-10am. I try to keep my mornings productive. So I make time to get some homework out of the way and then later my time is free to whatever comes up.

Sunday:









This day was made for the lord and for house cleaning; or so that is how my Sunday’s were when I was kid. I go to church, eat out with friends for lunch and then go home and clean and get more work done. On some days, we will treat ourselves to ice cream, it’s becoming a weekly event and I’m totally fine with that.

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