It never really sunk in for me that there is a frat boy stereotype on my campus, that fits every fraternity boy. It’s almost as if, without these qualities and traits, you’re not embracing the true lifestyle.
How does one live the ultimate frat boy lifestyle? With these simple tips, you’ll be on the right track before you know it.
1. GTL (gym, tan, laundry). Low key on the tanning part, of course, because we all know you guys can't be seen getting that perfect golden tan, but you need it just as much as us girls need our Starbucks. But yes, we saw you put your name down for that spray tan.
2. Wake up; drank… my protein shake, of course.
3. Time to get dressed. What should I wear? I know… I’ll just wear one of my 32 pairs of
Sperry’s that I own, with some khakis and a dress shirt.
4.Time for class! Let me grab my long board, and skate like a boss down the bike lane.
5. I bet my hair looks really good flowing in the wind.
6. I have so much homework. I guess it’s time for the library. Just kidding, back to the gym.
7. It’s bro tank time! I know my arms look good in this shirt.
8. Oh god, the lifting room is really full. I can’t lift in front of them, this isn’t
happening. True life -- frat boy can’t lift.
9. Well this is just plain embarrassing. I guess I’ll just go and do my
homework.
10. Not without stopping at shake smart, first!
11. Why do I have an endless amount of homework, right now?!
12. Good thing it’s not due till tomorrow morning. Yep, it’s decided; time to rage my
face off tonight.
13. I think I’m going to try and beat my all time keg stand record, tonight.
14. 1,2,3,4… 20! And, mission complete.
15. Oh, my god, what time is it? Did I just miss my 8 a.m. for the third time this week. I can
see where my grade is going in this class.
16. I guess I should actually go to the rest of my classes today, for once. It’ll be the first
time of the month. I’m becoming a real college boy now.
17. I think I can reward myself. Throw the party of the month. Nah, the party of the year! This is
when that 99 pack of beer is going to come in handy.
18. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer… take 20 down, pass it around. Wait, how
many did I just drink?
19. Why did I just do that to myself? I have another 8 a.m.
20. Made it to class, just in time for the last five minutes, of course!
21. I have a new match on Tinder. Date night it is.
22. I think I know what time it is!
23. GTL all the way.
24. Man, I look good in this outfit. Time to douse myself with an excessive amount of Axe body spray.
25. Life of a frat boy. Mission success.
