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16 Things I Would Rather Do Than Date A White Supremacist

God Bless the stupid.

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16 Things I Would Rather Do Than Date A White Supremacist
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1. Get my ass kicked by my mom.

Because the minute I tell her I'm dating one, that would happen.

2. Join the football team.

I don't even- what is football? It looks like it hurts...

3. Watch every Nicholas Cage movie.

I cannot stand Nicholas Cage.

4. Watch Jake Paul or Logan Paul.

I cant stand them either.

5. Tell my dad I hate Florida State.

Hell will have to burn over before I let those four words come out of my mouth. Go noles.

6. Rip the pages out of my Harry Potter books and destory the CD's

LAST RESORT I WOULD NEVER DO THIS! BUT IF IT CAME DOWN TO IT... SORRY MOMMY ROWLING!

7. Never be able to watch Stranger Things Season 2.

I love this show with every bone in my body.

8. Have somebody spoil season 2.

I try to stay off the spoiler sites and so far my brain is pure from spoilers.

9. Go on Fear Factor for my fear of snakes.

I f***ing hate snakes. And I hate Fear Factor.

10. Get a facial with my own blood.

Those vampire facials look disgusting.

11. Eat meat.

I am cringing just thinking about it.

12. Protest incest in a White Supremacist community.

I would never step foot in one, rather protest the only way they know how to make children.

13. Ride a horse.

Yee-Hell Nah.

14. Walk around with chipped nail polish for the rest of my life.

My biggest pet-peeve

15. Have to become friends with everyone I called out Freshman Year.

Lol. Nope.

16. Anything.


I can't stand White Supremacists, and they can't stand me. Let's keep out distance.

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