Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a straight, homie g? The coolest man in the world? Well, Sir or Madam, look no further. For the most comical, mind-blowingly handsome human being has been revealed to me. His name? David Burd, or Lil' Dicky on the streets.

It all began with a plan: create the most epic rap video...for free. Now, "what are the components of this "epic rap video?" you may ask. Lil' Dicky, renowned rapper, magnificently outlines these items. Night Club, Mansion, Yacht, Ice Cream Truck. Achieving all these levels of society derive the true meaning of Rap. Yet Lil' Dicky believes one thing reigns above all. $aving Money.

The film begins with Lil' Dicky at the footsteps of a mansion. "Hi, my name's Dave," he says.

And that's when the genius happens.

Over the course of one minute and twenty-six seconds, Lil' Dicky interviews several homeowners, asking for free access to film. It seems as if no one will say yes. Yet, once again, a miracle. Mrs. "K," large f-ing mansion owner, proclaims, "...that's alright."

In one week, his video will reach six million views. Lil' Dicky doesn't know this at the time. All he wants is to $ave money. Like a true man.

Lil' Dicky continues to do the impossible. He acquires the women, the Lamborghini, the yacht and the Ice Cream trucks, and produces the best rap video in creation. For. Free.

But what makes his video so great? Why did it become viral? Was it the feature of Fetty Wap, T-Pain and Quan? Was it the attractive women or hilarious quips? What makes a video spread so quickly? For the answer to these questions, I only have you look toward the video itself. Watch it, contemplate your existence, cry due to your incompetence in comparison to Mr. Dicky, then rewatch it. Adhere to these steps and you will find your answer. God Speed. And remember, $ave Dat Money.

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