I don't know about anyone else, but dad jokes definitely have to be my favorite type of humor no matter how lame they may be. You have to admit you've laughed at least once to your dad's, grandpa's, uncle's or cousin's lame jokes.

On a scale of ugggh to "ok, that was KIND OF funny," how lame are these dad jokes?

1. Dad I'm bored!

Oh, what kind of wood are you made out of?

2. What did Della wear?

Idaho? Alaska.

A New Jersey!

3. I was dating a girl named Loraine but I really like a girl named clearly.

Lorianne moved away and I sang, "I can see clearly now Lorianne is gone.

4. "I'm tired."

Dad: "oh, hi, nice to meet you tired, I'm Dad."

5. "Get a straw and suck it up."

6. *Driving past a graveyard* "People are dying to get in there."

7. "How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it."

8. "What did the Buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison."

9. "Bought some Velcro today... It was a rip-off."

10. "Dad, it's cold."

Dad: "Go to the corner."

"But why?"

Dad: "Because it's 90 degrees."

11. Where do you get your haircut? On your head."

12. "If there are 10 birds on a wire and you shoot two...

How many are left? None. They all flew away."

13. "What time is it, dad?"

Dad: "Ten to."

"Ten to what?"

Dad: "Ten to your own business!"

14. Dad: "Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

Dad: "Butcher."

"Butcher who?"

Dad: "Butcher arms around me honey, hold me tight!"