Whether you’re single or even in a relationship, chances are you have been appointed or lovingly assume the title of “third wheel” in regards to your best friend’s relationship. Sometimes it’s awkward or lonely, like you’re that person that doesn’t fit on the sidewalk and has to end up walking behind. But if you’re like me, you’ve found a couple that you actually love third wheeling with. This is for you guys!
Thank you for including me. I think of myself as the Christina to your Meredith and Derek. In other words, I get to be that friend who is the slightly unwanted, always hilarious, loving third member of your relationship.
And it doesn’t end up being awkward. Instead, it’s a joy for all! Having a third wheel can sometimes be uncomfortable or annoying. It can feel like you’re just a tag-along, but I think of it more as hanging out with two of my best friends.
I’m so proud of the honorary titles I have when I’m around you, such as:
Professional photographer: I capture your memories for you and take uber cute photos whenever you ask. You’re welcome.
Food finisher: I’m always there to lend a stomach, if you don’t finish a meal that's obviously meant for three. And I know you wouldn’t want that to go to waste! You’re welcome, again.
Extra cuddler: You two always let me join in on the hugs, and I love you both to pieces for it.
Personal serenader: I get to be my crazy self and not worry about the pressure of being on a date when I'm with you guys (not that I'm not the same way when I'm with my boyfriend, but still). Meaning I can belt out all the songs in the car, bust out my best dance moves, make all the lame jokes. You know—the works—when it comes to romance.
I’m glad you are my friends individually. I truly think you are both wonderful people together and apart. Knowing you both before you started dating made it so easy to tag along after. Sure, I could hang out with my best friend. Or, I could hang out with her and her boyfriend. And what girl doesn’t want a great guy friend? After all, having two friends is better than one!
The best part of being your third wheel is that I don’t feel like one at all. I feel like we’re part of a really rad tricycle! (And no, the tricycle cannot turn into a bike. You guys need me or else the tricycle will fall over.) Or that I’m the missing piece of those couples’ Halloween costumes.
Now, best friend, we know that your significant other is the true third wheel in the relationship. But, we’ll keep letting him believe what he wants.
All jokes aside, I’m so happy you two have each other to love. I’m even happier that you agreed to love me too. Thanks for keeping me around!
