Social media lately has become about all things Donald Trump and politics (including the hilarious Joe Biden/Barack Obama memes that everyone can appreciate). It’s expected, given we just elected a new president and that his election has sparked massive controversy. Odds are it will die down, and the sooner the better. Yes, Donald Trump is our new president-elect. No, unfortunately, the protesting will not change that fact and no, him being in office does not make discrimination or violence against anyone okay. We just have to accept it and give him the benefit of the doubt. That being said, I do find it amazing how if only millennials voted Trump would have probably lost. So, here is college as told by Donald Trump.
1. When the class finished 5 minutes ago but the professor is still talking.
Okay, but why though?
2. When the professor looks at you during the lecture.
“Yup I was paying attention, this is so fascinating, please look at someone else”
3. When you wake up and go to class only to find out it’s canceled.
And when it’s your only class of the day and you have an hour commute.
4. Said no college student ever.
5. When you have an exam and two essays and your friends want to go out.
6. When you find free food.
Pure happiness.
