College: (noun)

'the place where you enter exorbitant amounts of debt to "learn" things you will never apply once to your actual occupation. Basically, an expensive four-year waiting period for a paper called a "degree."'

"an expensive daycare center, an alternative to buying a Ferrari (they cost about the same), a forty thousand dollar bar tab, consumer fraud"

Or as we all know it to be, the best four years of your life that allows you to discover who you are, what you're doing and how to get there. Meanwhile, having a blast, meeting your forever friends and making memories to last a lifetime. All of these lessons, you wouldn't know how to do without the help of Disney Channel circa in the 2000's, so thank you. Thank you, Disney. Thank you college. #blessed Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you- college as told by Disney.

Calling your mom as soon as she drops you off.

Username is key.

Unfortunately, when we get to college we're supposed to change it from ky_dancergurl@hotmail.com. But you can still HMU there if you need to!

Navigating the campus never gets old.

Paying tuition is fun. You know the drill; hands up, cash out.

In that case...free food? 'nuff said.

Coffee counts as a meal right?

The Freshman 15 is real.

Midterms, when you have time to sleep, lead to dreams about school, or I guess we could say nightmares.

Social functions Thursday-Sunday become normal.

Recording every second of it on Snapchat.

*Starts lecturing on first day*

Trying to ask your crush to a date party.

Trying to make DIY theme outfits with your roommate.

So this counts for Halloween right?

You begin to realize you took advantage of nap-time growing up.

...and then your friend catches you snoozin' in a public place.

The cinder block walls you once called home aren't even housing students anymore, and upgrade is an understatement.

What half of your feelings consist of...

But what you know is true...You wouldn't change a thing.