College As Told By The Cast Of "Spongebob Squarepants"
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College As Told By The Cast Of "Spongebob Squarepants"

The older we get the more we start to understand Spongebob.

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College As Told By The Cast Of "Spongebob Squarepants"

No one is too old for Spongebob, and the older we get the more we start to understand him and his underwater friends. From Squidward always complaining to Mr. Krabs hoarding his money.

1. Your first semester is like Spongebob at boating school.

2. Moving into the dorms for the first time.

3. Meeting people in your hall for the first time.

4. Trying to find your away around campus.

5. The first time you had cafeteria food.

6. After you have had cafeteria food everyday for the first semester.

7. During the first ten minutes writing a paper.

8. You spend hours on a paper and you are not even halfway done.

9. When you finally finish writing a paper and it is only midnight.

10. When you realize how much college costs.

11. Not caring what you look like when you go to class.

12. Trying to do laundry for the first time in college.

13. When someone from back home sends you a package.

14. Waiting to write a paper an hour before it is due.

15. When you go out with your friends on the weekend.

16. When you go to bed and realize you have a paper due the next day.

17. When you study weeks before an exam.

18. And you still manage to fail.

19. When you try to escape from all of your responsibilities.

20. Having a class with your best friend.

21. When you finally get to go home for a holiday break.

22. When you find some money.

23. And you spend it all in a week.

24. When your mom calls to yell at you at how much money you spent.

25. We all have that one close friend like Patrick Star.

26. You finally go to the gym for the first time since you have been in college.

27. When your professor calls on you and you don't know the answer.

28. When your professor calls on you and you get the answer right.

29. All of your friends go home for the weekend and you are stuck on campus.

30. When someone asks you what your plans are when you graduate.

31. When finals are right around the corner and you have no idea what you are doing.

32. Patiently waiting to see if you passed all of your classes.

33. When the last day of the school year arrives.

34. When you are excited for summer to finally arrive.

35. And end up spending the summer waiting to go back to college.

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