College is really nothing more than trying to be successful while often making poor decisions.
Well, for me anyway. Here are some of the lies we college kids have to tell ourselves every once in a while so we keep on feeling like successful human beings :-)
1. I am not waiting until the night before my essay is due to write it.
Sigh....every. single. time.
2. I failed my test, but I'm totalllly getting a 100 on the next one.
So since I got a 60 on this one, if I get a 100 on the next one I'll have an 80 test average and you can totally get an A in a class with a B test average! Always works, right?!
3. It's perfectly normal to eat fast food almost every day.
I mean, is Chipotle even fast food? And Chick-Fil-A can't be that bad for you. Plus, Starbucks fraps are basically just coffee.
4. I'm going to cook so much cool food in my apartment!
....pasta. Always just pasta.
5. Coffee is like, suuuuper healthy.
So many like, antioxidants or something. One cup is like equal to an hour of yoga I heard.
6. I am NOT drunk!!!
I know I just fell down in the middle of the street and took six tequila shots, but TRUUST me have never been so sober in my life. I don't even feel it yet! *starts to cry over middle school boyfriend*
7. Even though I haven't studied, I'll do better if I just go to bed right now.
If my head is clear and I get a full 8 hours in, I'll do better than actually learning the material won't I?!
8. Just one more episode and then I'll fall asleep right away.
One episode of my favorite show very rarely happens. Or the old, I'll just turn it off at __ o'clock. Nope