Spring break: an island that signifies survival in a vast sea of eternal misery and suffering. I would finally catch a break from months of studying for tests and writing papers, but unlike a typical college student, I did not sleep in all day for all the days of the break. I was rather productive! The universe had given me payment for suffering from school, so I decided to collect. My break happened as follows.
Monday:
Okay, to my defense, I need to be well rested in order to use my break to the fullest. You can’t be productive if you lack energy!
Tuesday:
Binge-watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. I couldn’t resist watching the newest episode of Diamond is Unbreakable, after which I simply binge-watched the whole series, all the way from "Phantom Blood." “I have the whole week to use,” I thought to myself as I started my descent into madness.
Wednesday:
With the week being half over, inner-me started to become unnerved that I have not done as much done as I would have liked (barely anything). In order to distract myself from the growing panic, I distract myself with YouTubers React and Dan&Phil videos. Because I definitely know what’s best for myself.
Thursday:
I remember I have a calculus exam the day I get back… Full fledged panic ensues.
Friday:
I study all day, cramming what I should’ve spent the week studying into one day. I curse myself for falling into the spiral of procrastination as I stare at integrals for hours on end.
Thus concludes a typical spring break for college students. I would hope that all future breaks will be spent better but…
