10 Reasons We Just Can't
Literally, we just can't afford it.
FASFA just wasn't any help.
1. Tuition
Sure! I just graduated high school, I'm fully prepared to pay $10,000 (If your lucky) a year to go to the classes I'm going to skip every other week. You require a meal plan and on campus housing? No biggie! I didn't waste $5 every Friday in high school to see a football game. Its all saved up so I can have off brand cereal from a dispenser.
2. Gas
I'm 276.3 miles from home, but you're is making lasagna tonight? I'll be there.
3. Parking Tickets
Is this a joke? $20 because I wanted Starbs. IT TOOK 5 MINUTES!
4. Greek Life
$50 recruitment fee plus t-shirt (fair enough). Dues $600 - The BEST (and most expensive) friends you will ever have!
5. Drinks

6. Real Food
Because the $5 cravings deal at Taco Bell is better than that sandwich and a McDonald's holiday pie sounds great at 2am.
7. Victoria's Secret
7 for $27. 10 for $35. Semi-Annual Sale. Back 2 Back
THERE'S NO STUDENT DISCOUNT EITHER.
8. Athletics

9. No Toiletries Provided
Where is mom? You never saw these things bought, they were just always there. Now you have to buy them, unless you know where you can get them.
10. No One Will Hire You
Unless you've had 5+ years of experience or you're comfortable saying "Would you like fries with that?" on your Saturday Night you can't get hired.





























