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College As Told By The Kardashians

Who can describe life better than them?

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College is a big adjustment from high school. You are now on your own, with a large list of responsibilities that used to be handled by your parents. So I have comprised a list of reactions and feelings that I am sure every college student has gone through! To make this list a bit more interesting, I decided to describe this with America's favorite family, the Kardashians! Who can describe the struggle of college life better than them?

1. When you're out and you realize you had an assignment due at midnight.

As college students, we have a calendar in our phone, planners and a syllabus for every class. Yet we still forget when assignments are due. Why does this always happen to the good ones?

2. When you're at a party and realize your phone is only 15 percent battery left.

Like really, Apple? Why haven't you invented a phone that never dies instead of that ugly iPhone 5c. Pure disappointment for the rest of the night.

3. Trying to stay awake in class.

After a long night of studying for a midterm, typing up that research paper due at midnight and having to wake up for this 8 a.m. class, staying awake in this class is not possible.

4. When pizza and binge watching "Grey's Anatomy" is the highlight of your weekend.

A large pepperoni pizza from Toppers and spending the night with Meredith Grey is the only way to spend your weekend as a college student.

5. Coming back to campus after spring break.

You just spent a week either partying all day in PCB or sleeping all night at home in your big comfortable bed. College doesn't offer either of those!

6. Trying to find something to wear to a party.

There are just so many options to pick from, yet there is nothing for you to wear. Why must life be so difficult?

7. When your professors call you up first to present your project in front of the class.

I just finished this project 20 minutes before class, that is not a good idea.

8. When your professor says they'll curve the final grades.

There is no greater excitement than this! You now have a chance of passing the class!

9. When you fail a test you thought you aced.

I stayed up until 3 a.m. trying to study for this. How is this possible? The professor clearly made a mistake.

10. When your mom asks you if you've been going to the gym.

Although I did buy this $100 gym membership for the entire year, it's best if I start fresh tomorrow! Or maybe next week?

So the next time it's taking a little longer for you to get up for that 8 a.m. or deciding to watch "Gossip Girl" versus studying for your biology exam, just think of what the Kardashians would do.

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