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17 One-Liners Every College Girl Drops With Her BFF When They're Watching Instagram Stories

I'm drooling from looking at food on a screen.

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17 One-Liners Every College Girl Drops With Her BFF When They're Watching Instagram Stories
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Snapchat and Instagram — AKA the two major forms of social media everyone around the world uses to let people know what they are doing every second of the day. Sure, scrolling through gets annoying, but then again you can always ignore the story notifications that pop up while you are on that app but then what's the point?

It's incredibly amusing to see what people are doing as well as what crazy stuff they post no matter what day it is. College girls, on the other hand, keep their thoughts to themselves but I know these are just a few that go through their minds.

1. “Does this girl go on vacation every weekend?”

2. “Where does she get these outfits?”

3. “OMG A DOG! What a good boy”

4. “Wow, another boomerang of someone doing the duck face! *taps through*”

5. “Is she seriously still dating him?”

6. *Sees a story of food* “OMG. Now I’m hungry”

7. “How many pictures does it take to tell someone happy birthday?"

8. “This girl's entire story is food like every day. How is she so skinny?”

9. "Wow another beautiful sunset, I wonder how many tries it took to take that"

10. "She works out? Jeez couldn't tell from the mirror selfies with weights in the back"

11. "Those are cute Pinterest drinks!"

12. "I want her bathing suit."

13. "Oh another airplane pic, wonder where they are off to."

14. "That is really freaking artsy."

15. "OMG I wish I knew that concert was happening here #FOMO"

16. "Does this girl have a professional photographer take these for her?"

17. "Just take a screenshot of your entire playlist for me!"

To my fellow Instagrammers, keep doing you because I enjoy getting ideas and seeing what your next adventure will be from your stories and posts.

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